“I DO NOT LIKE TO WRITE EXAMS” (by Doctor Cher)
I DO NOT LIKE TO WRITE EXAMS
I DO NOT LIKE TO SCRAM AND CRAM
I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A ROOM
I DO NOT LIKE THEIR DOOM AND GLOOM
I DO NOT LIKE THE WAY THEY LOOK
THE WAY THEY MAKE YOU WRITE A BOOK
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WHEN THEY’RE LONG
I DO NOT LIKE TO GET THINGS WRONG
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WORDED HARD
I THINK THAT TECHNIQUE SHOULD BE BARRED
I DO NOT WANT TO MEMORIZE
I DO NOT THINK THAT MAKES ME WISE
I DO NOT WANT TO WRITE A TEST
ALL THAT LEAD-UP HURTS MY CHEST
I DO NOT LIKE TO WRITE EXAMS
THEY’RE NOT MY THING, THEY’RE NOT MY JAM