Dear Covid,
I’ll use small words, so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. #princessbride
I hope today finds you crappy. You’re a schmuck, and have really shaken things up. Do you just like attention? No one likes the one who just wants attention 🙄 Haven’t you figured that out yet? You’re just immature. Do you even have friends?? Do you notice that, the moment you show up, everyone leaves? The truth hurts, doesn’t it, fart face? Ya it does.
I get it. You’re scary and important and intimidating. Maybe that makes you feel important. Whatever. You’re nothing but a bully. If thats who you want to be 🤷♀️ Your call, dude. You can have your negative attention, and be a lonely sad sack.
You should know that, when you finally leave, we’re all going to PARTY!!! And you will not be invited. And no one will miss you. Because nobody likes you. Idiot.
I’d put you in my burn book, if I were mean enough to have one. #meangirls
I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You are scuuuuum between my toes. #littlerascals
I hate so much about the things you choose to be. #theoffice
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. #toystory
Peace out, dork. ✌️
Sincerely,
Hailey, and the rest of the world